Friend: Will never ask you for food.True Friend: Will eat half you're food. Friend: Will call your parents "Sir/Mam"True Friend:Will call your parents: "mom", "dad", "aunty" or "uncle" Friend: Will get you out of jail and then he will lecture you.True Friend: Will sit next to you and tell you: "Dude we have a problem" Friend: Have never see you cry.True Friend: Will tell you "You sissy, I'm tired of seen you crying". Then he sits next to you and start crying. Friend: Will borrow something from you and give back a couple of days later.True Friend: Will borrow it and never give it back, and used it in front of you. Friend: Knows a couple of secrets from you.True Friend: Knows enough about you to write a book and sell it. Friend: Will leave you by yourself if everybody does.True Friend: Will get pissed and say "Everybody can go to hell" and stay with you. Friend: Will knock on your door.True Friend: Will open your door and say: "I'm here where is my food" Friend: Will take you out to drink and then stop you and tell you is enough.True Friend: Will get drunk with you and then make fun of you acting stupid. Friend: Will argue with somebody that has spoken bad about you.True Friend: Will kick the leaving crap out of a person that speaks bad about you. Friend: Is a friend for a period of time.True Friend: Will be your friend for ever. |
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