This is a forward that I received, althought is a joke is very real.... :-D

• Socialism. You have 2 cows. Gives one to his neighbor.
• Comunism. You have 2 cows. The state will take both and it will give you a little bit of milk.
• Fascism. You have 2 cow. The state will take both and it will sell you a little bit of milk.
• Nazism. You have 2 cows. The State will take both and then shoot you.
• Bureucracy. You have 2 cows. The state will take both, kill one, milked the other one and throw away the milk.
• Tradicional Capitalism. You have 2 cows. You sell one and with the money you buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. Then you sell the herd and retire with the your wealth.
• American Corporation. You have 2 cows. You sell one and you force the other one to produce the milk of 4 cows. Then you hire a consultant to analize why the cow died.
• French Corporation. You have 2 cows. You go on strike, you organize disturbances y road blocks requesting 3 more cows.
• Japanese Corporation. You have 2 cows. You redesign them so that they can have a tenth of there natural size, and to produce 20 times more milk than a normal cow. Then you put a global marketing campaing with a cartoon called 'CowMon'.
• German Corporation. You have 2 cows. Thru a re-engineering you make them live 100 years, eat once a month and get milked by themselves.
• Chinese Corporation. You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You afirm that you have full-employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the reporter that publish the actual trust.
• Indian Corporation. You have 2 cows. You worship them in an altar because they are sacred! and you eat rice and curry.
• British Corporation. You have 2 cows. But they are 'mad cows'.
• Iraqui Corporation. Everybody thinks you have a bunch of cows. You say you don't have cows. Nobody believes you, so they f#$% you with bombs and they invade you. You still don't have cows, but you are part of a 'Democracy'....
• Bolivarian Socialism of the 21th century. You have 2 cows. The SENIAT confiscate one for evation of the Enterprise Cattle Assets Tax. The goverment expropriate the other one on public utility causes, for the 'Misión Negra Hipólita'. The mision coordinator buys a Hummer and there is no milk.